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Peeton

An unwanted wart in the genital area. However, instead of being passed through sexual intercourse much like herpes warts, they are obtained by the act of playing too much badminton. They are severely itchy and have a tendency to change colours; they may be purple one day, and neon green the next. The upside to a peeton that it gives a person the ability to speak pig latin fluently.
Girl: EW WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR PENIS? ...
Boy: Oh that? It's a peeton. Wanna touch?
by eivrog October 14, 2010
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lucy van pelt

A character from the comic stip Peanuts Lucy Van Pelt is a character who spends her time making fun of Charlie Brown, lusting after Schroeder, and playing outfield on Charlie Brown's baseball team.
She is famous for pulling the football away right before Charlie Brown can kick it, as well as offering her physcology "skills" for 5 cents.
by Mingreyy September 2, 2005
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Jules Palton

Jules Palton Jul•es Pal•ton

1.) An actor, a public figure . Born in Houston, Texas.
by William Harris of Hloyal October 25, 2019
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peltdown

A drunken meltdown in which you lose all self respect and personal belongings...also dignity
He had a Peltdown last night
by luitenant large July 25, 2007
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Pelosi Doctrine

opposing the impeachment of a corrupt president in order to weaken the president's party in an upcoming election
There are many reasons why George W Bush deserved to be impeached, his outrageous abuses of power,illegal warrantless wire taps (some of these were U.S. soldiers in Iraq calling home to their families), extraordinary renditions, torturing P.O.W.s etc. In the 2006 election voters soundly rejected the radical Bush agenda, but when Nancy Pelosi became Speaker Of The House she said impeachment was off the table. Keeping Bush in office severely weakened the Republican party and helped the Democrats win the White House and gain seats in Congress in the 2008 election. This is the Pelosi Doctrine.
by Michael_Hunt December 16, 2008
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Pelorism

The left-wing religion that teaches virtue with regard only to what can be proven as fact.
As a member of Pelorism, he cannot believe in God, who has not been proven.
by PeloristicAtheist August 16, 2011
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peetong

A male penis, usually in an errect state;
Don't touch my peetong!
by darkbob October 15, 2006
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