peents

When you pee in your pants and someone asks you why your pants are wet and you just look at them and say peents, because it sums up what you did.

Cat "Vicky, why are your pants wet?"
Vicky "peents"
Cat "oh that sucks"

by vickyiskewlerthanyou January 16, 2007

lozuh peents

a loser who has peed in there pants.

Dan peed in his pants one day so now every time I see him I yell HEY LOZUH PEENTS!

by vickyiskewlerthanyou January 16, 2007

PEENUS

Someone who has a penis size below average.

Usually used to diss one another.

Ben: Yo Josh, You got a PEENUS

Josh: Screw you man...

by Peenushaven November 9, 2012

Peenuts

A male who pees his pants while on top of another guy

Tyler had to urinate but did not want to stop making out with Alex so he gave Alex peenuts

by Little Demons August 25, 2017

peenuts

Why did you search this?

James: Peenuts
Daniel: Fuck off

by Naferno April 17, 2021

Peenfused

When he has all the signs of being well endowed, big hands, large feet, tall, muscly but it is far from proportional. Rather smaller than expected, leaving you confused.

“all the signs were there for it to be big—the height, the hands, the shoe size. I was so peenfused” see also disapeenment

by Sarach2306 June 10, 2021

peenuts

you like penis devn hahahahahah😎

your peenuts

by yournanspootang February 8, 2022