Turtle Peeking

A euphemistic expression regarding the extreme urgency to defecate and holding it in as much in as possible. Having the pressure of a fecal turd poking itself partially out of the bum hole while trying to make it to the closest restroom.

Roger sprinted down the hall from his desk to the restroom. He has a turtle peeking.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

peezing

Sneezing and Peeing your pants at the same time.

Ryoan's latest bodily function discovery.

I was in the grocery store when I started Peezing.

by Peezing July 23, 2014

Preminger

Princes boss (to you), royal advisor, rags to riches bitches, keeper (stealer) of the last gold of the royal mines

Master Preminger is so sexy and fine.

by barbieconConnoisseur August 18, 2022

peeping tim

A Scottish or Irish follower of the Catholic faith who also enjoys partaking in voyeurism.

I was down that Strathclyde park earlier and saw loads of peeping toms, later when mass came out they were joined by a group of peeping tims too!

by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015

perminary

A temporary solution that has been implemented on a permanent basis.

That constuction trailer has been in use for years and has become perminary.

by Jonathan July 28, 2004

Peetina

Peeing on anything to change color

His shoe was yellow from the peetina applied by the guy at the next urinal .

by JumpOffJoe August 29, 2016

Peeing sitting down

When you sitt while peeing like a woman, as a man.

Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.

Yeah I like peeing sitting down, deal with it.

by Im a wizard. September 15, 2016