Peeled Out of His Tree

Absolutely ripped beyond recognition of their species. Such a mass monster that you can see their bellend musculature through their speedos while in antarctical environments such whereas polar bears live and thrive.

Ben ,who gets beaten by his father, is not yet peeled out of his tree

by cuml July 14, 2021

peeled back

To be heavily under the influance of alcohol or drugs.

"How long has Mic been up?" "Man, hes been up for three days!" "He's peeled back."

by Coreson August 6, 2017

Peeled Potato

albino blond chubber

wit no friend

Wow gorg is such a peeled potato

by ScribblesTheDonk August 23, 2020

Peeled hams

The act of pulling buttocks cheeks for various acts, such as defecating, anal penetration or voyeurism. Term coined in 2021 by Roger Verdon

He squated down, peeled hams and poo'd on the floor

by ROGIEV March 11, 2022

peeled a nigga melon

When you suck a nigga dick so hard that tomato paste flies out that dick hole while u squeeze ur shawtys nipples and give her that dirty Chewbacca until she sounds like a snail and dies

Hey vlad, did you peeled a nigga melon today?
Sure did! Sniped his ass out the heli!

by Homesickle redd January 6, 2021

Peeled the Nugget

If someone is said to have peeled the nugget, this means that they inadvertently peeled off a layer or two of the epidermis while shaving their testicles.

"Why is Brad waddling around like that?"
"Oh, that. Yeah, he peeled the nugget last week."

by AnAverageTeapot May 22, 2019

peeled asshole

A person, usually a male, dressed in oscenely tight pants that doesn't realize how ridiculous he looks.

Hey! Those pants make you look like a peeled asshole!

by Bill Ski December 5, 2007