pedroalonsosexual

It means that you are attracted to the Spanish actor, Pedro Alonso.
It is spread world-wide.

Person 1: "Omg why is she so obsessed with Pedro Alonso all of a sudden?"

Person 2: "Haven't you heard? She recently came out as Pedroalonsosexual."

by Berlinlover November 3, 2018

Pedroia

1. A guy who looks like someone who picked on you in high school.
2. People who use the term "Bro" and "Dude" excessively
3. The guy who hangs around hot girls but is an asshole
4. A Douche Bag

Why does Bill get all the credit at work when he doesn't do anything? He's such a Pedroia.

This guy just bumped into me and didn't say anything. What a Pedroia.

by Studwalker June 28, 2009

Pedrophile

A Mexican that acts creepily and seems to have a "special" interest for children.

Hey man, I think that was a pedrophile that just drove by the school all slowly.

by xXHappYNinjaZXx March 17, 2015

Pedro

A guy with a huge dick, but refuses to admit it

2-D- 'in your dreams, Pedro'

by Rhodiun November 11, 2017

Pedro Dip

When you open a new tin of chew, and you look inside and see it's not completely filled up, the empty space is where the Mexican worker at the factory took a dip.

"I just got a new tin of cope, Pedro took a fuckin hammer this time, look at the size of that Pedro Dip!"

by Goosenhagen May 4, 2010

Pedronism

One of the world's most dominant religions. This religion is the only religion based on true facts; one might even call it science. It revolves around our mighty god "Pedro", and how his teachings have saved us all.

If you wish to learn more about the truth of the world, you might want to check out the preview version of "The Book of Pedro" which is the Pedronian equivalent of the bible.

Pope Jose I: "My children... Have you danced the macarena with the blood of the border patrol officer yet?"
Children: "Of course, our Pope! Pedronism is the world to live! Long live the churros!"
Pope Jose I: "Make sure to read the Book of Pedro! You can get it at bit.ly/1hnLzMo "

by Pope Jose I May 3, 2014

vote for pedro

Reference to the cult classic movie "Napoleon Dynamite". Pedro, a quiet Mexican immigrant kid, is running for high school student body president. As part of his campaign, he distributes T-shits with "Vote for Pedro" printed accross the front.

Vote for Pedro, and all your wildest dreams will come true.

by Tronno February 8, 2005