Pettus

A dance. Goes along with the "Dougie". Consists of shrugging the shoulders and throwing an invisible towel in the air then catching it.

No, teach me how to Pettus.

by Black Midnight November 23, 2010

Peanus

1. N. A penis which is the approximate size of a peanut. Not a mispelling.

That guy took too many steroids, now he has a peanus.

by Mule_Hammer September 14, 2005

peanust

Peanust meaning an unintelligent person that can't follow directions and is absurdly annoying

Person 1: Have you heard of Billy
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yeah don't talk to him, he's a Peanust

by TerrorFuckingMaxima November 16, 2020

hort peanus

when the peanus gets hort

i forgot to put sunscreen on my dong and got a hort peanus

by Lomaarharetanio February 17, 2022

peetus

A portmanteau of the words POTUS and pee. Refers to the alleged report that Donald Trump had multiple Russian prostitutes pee on a bed in a hotel that the Obama family stayed in previously.

Person1: Hey are you going to the Inauguration?
Person2: Oh, no. He will never be my president. He is definitely my PEETUS.

by kiskis January 16, 2017

Peanus

A corruption of the word "Peanuts". Originating from a poll on the wordIGN Boards/word by user DcPunk, which was meant to be called "What's your favorite type of peanuts".

Instead, the poll looked was asking people to choose between salted or roasted "peanus".

The word has been absorbed as part of standard issue Internet-speak, and literally means "penis".

OMG uRghey now stik ur peanus in my but kthx

by Mr_eX September 8, 2003

Dillon Pettus

Another definition for the term " Double Penetration. "

I Dillon Pettus'd your mom with a Q Cumber and the end of a sledgehammer.

by Elvis oooooooooooooooooooo January 23, 2009