pearston

A pearston is the name of the mating call of a person called Preston. It is done by the Preston slapping his penis on the floor causing a slapping noise which vibrates within the head of females and attracts them in large amounts.

Woa what are you pearston or something?

by Sahdude June 2, 2016

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plastonitis

When someone gets plastic surgery, hates it, then desperately feels they need to get it again.

History Chanel: "the plastonitis resulted in a debilitating relationship with his son:"

Blanket: "dad! You're scaring me!"

Michael: "SHAMOH-nah"

by bighammer69 October 9, 2019

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plastonance

the new word for music

did you hear taylor swifts new plastonance?

by JetSetRetardFuture October 13, 2020

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Perstonished

Whenever you find/see something so perfect you have no words/you are astonished

Dude 1: man she is like.. I don’t even know

Dude 2: I’m literally perstonished

by Nugget69420 December 26, 2021

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Penston

The best people have this last name because we are cooler than anyone else

Emma Penston is cool

by Thomas Del Conte August 19, 2024

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Penny Pearston

She is the most perfect female in your life.. some can only dream of meeting someone as truly irreplaceable as her... the one person you never want to lose. She is the most caring, kind, loving, knowledgeable, funniest, and BEAUTIFUL woman ever..

Wow penny pearston is the best woman ever.

by Penny pearston May 19, 2018

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