The earth science that regards fossil organisms and related remains as cave art created by the christians who instantaneously appeared on earth 6000 years ago.
The Palintology student unearthed the skeleton of what is accepted by the scientific community to be a T. Rex... exclaiming, boy the early christians were so good with marble and clay, their children must have had some great fireside stories about playing ultimate frisbee with these giant creatures.
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I championed earmark reform also to help Congress stop wasting money on those things that do not serve the public interest. I told Congress, “Thanks, but no thanks for that Bridge to Nowhere in Alaska.” If we wanted that bridge, we’d build it ourselves. -- Sarah Palin, suffering from Palintology in 2008
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What most college students major in but rarely graduate from. A practitioner of this course of study is known as a partiologist.
I studied partiology in college for 4 years but end up with a degree in business administration. I had planned to pursue a career in partiology, but needed to get a job.
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Get the parisology mug.1. The act or mindset of being a patient, an experiment, or a victim.
2. The belief that justice and karma are served in the end. Those destined to succeed will do so with patience. Positive people have a positive fate.
3. A theology similar to fatalism, in which all things are more or less predetermined, but we are free to change the path we are on. A religion in which worry is futile. Draws philisophical elements from several sources, most notably Murphy's Law, Roman Catholicism, Fatalism, Transcendentalism, and the Clockwork Theory.
2. The belief that justice and karma are served in the end. Those destined to succeed will do so with patience. Positive people have a positive fate.
3. A theology similar to fatalism, in which all things are more or less predetermined, but we are free to change the path we are on. A religion in which worry is futile. Draws philisophical elements from several sources, most notably Murphy's Law, Roman Catholicism, Fatalism, Transcendentalism, and the Clockwork Theory.
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