patagonian express

noun;
to be zipped up in a stray-jacket and be bum fucked by a transgender while they state facts about geographical sciences and mountainous terrain.

The man comes lurking out of the shadows, his eyes had seen too much, I took one look at the state he was in, it became more than obvious he had been patagonian express'd, his words slurred "there are 8 different climbing routes on Mt. Everest".

by rule14niggadog June 29, 2019

Pedaganda

Using children to spread information, especially of a biased or misleading nature, used to promote or publicize a particular political cause or point of view.

I was listening to the pedaganda from the small children giving prepared speeches in support of their political agenda as they were paraded out in front of the cameras.

by Tolstoylives September 26, 2019

patagonian halo

getting head in a movie theater and going off on the person sitting right in front of you.

i gave the best patagonian halo to this mom sitting in front of me!

by DNSAFS September 29, 2009

patagonia

a sweatshirt for all the basic bitches in bethesda.

person #1: did you see Tara's patagonia?
person #2: what a basic hoe

by josephine M January 8, 2017

Patagonia

The brand of choice for Sun Valley ski bums, Chaconians, and Mountainsexuals alike. A high end outdoor apparel brand for those who seldom go outdoors. A brand who's hypocrisy outweighs that of its grass rooted hipster enthusiasts.

"Did you see that bro trying to fish? "

" You mean the relocated Californian in the Patagonia outfit with Chacos on? "

by BoAustin August 6, 2012

paraganda

Propaganda designed to generate paranoia. Online word typical of political opinion blogs, wikis etc.. also propanoia.

USrael is just cranking the paraganda and propanoia before Iran overhauls to the EURO.
Western media criticise there is no free press in China, all paraganda.

by Mister Ron July 3, 2007

Patagonian

A college reminiscing bloke or broad in their late 20s and early 30s who spend the majority of their time in trendy beer gardens and coffee shops. They can be spotted in groups lavishly recollecting about their drunken college experiences while their toddler runs rampant. Usually seen wearing a Patagonia sweater or shirt to signal others of their "sophistication" and "adulting" lifestyle. Don't be fooled however, they are only pretending to be grown up.

Hey dude, look at that patagonian puking in the bushes. Wait is that his child in the middle of the street? Where is the childs mother? Oh there she is, buying another beer...Patagonians...

by Pursegrabber June 8, 2018