pastriotism

the love and/or loyalty to pastries.

If you fuck apple pies, you have a sense of pastriotism.

by danbrown4life February 8, 2008

Days-Of-Future-Pasting

When a movie in a series has events that nullify the events shown in some or all of the preceding movies.

Taken from the 2014 film X-Men: Days Of Future Past where events in the film cancelled out 5 of the preceding 6 films (X-Men 1, 2, 3, Origins, The Wolverine).

"Hey, man; have you seen the new trailer for Terminator: Genisys? If old Arnie is going back to confront young Arnie, then Paramount Pictures are Days-Of-Future-Pasting the other four movies."

by ByteBasher May 7, 2015

Pastor Ted

A gay man or lesbian, usually closeted, who actively works against gay rights or supports politicians that do so. The Uncle Tom of homosexuality.

Named after megachurch leader Ted Haggard, who was infamously shown to have taken meth and received massages from a gay escort in private while denouncing the evils of homosexuality in public.

Notable Pastor Teds include Mary Cheney and reverend Haggard himself. Filthy hypocrites...

by W@tcher December 14, 2008

pasting

When toothpaste is applied to the nipples, often resulting in highs lasting an hour or so.

Student 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"

by themoreyouno May 6, 2012

jade/passion

A girl that changes your perspective on life, upon meeting her you find out she has an alter ego who transcends reality.

I was at the wedding and met Jade/Passion, my life has a new meaning. Although she is kind of a lightweight, I wonder who is the alchy between Jade/Passion.

by El Niño February 4, 2017

Passion shit

The kind of poop that either hurts so bad you want to cry, or It feels so relieving that you want to pray. Either way, you end up getting all emotional over it.

That burrito had clogged up my guts for 2 full days until I took that shirtless passion shit.

by cainraw December 11, 2009

fruit pastilles friday

The day at the end of the working week where those involved bring fruit pastilles to work to help make the day enjoyable.

Hey man, bringing those pastilles for fruit pastilles friday tomorrow?
Yeah bro, the pastilles are on me!

by Daws February 28, 2009