Butters many Parsnips

something that turns you on

guy 1: See that girl over there?
guy 2: Yeah, what about her?
guy 1: I bet that girl butters many parsnips.

by Tilly Maxwell January 7, 2013

Parsnips

A sexy geez with a wham forehead and a dad bod. This species are absolutely batshit crazy. They’ve also been known to fuck anything that moves.

Or in some cases doesn’t move 😳

That boy is such a parsnips.... I still want his babies.

by Taylor 96 November 6, 2018

peter parsnips

an old erect male in his 80’s locked in a dungeon awaiting his escape so he can go back to sexually assaulting his rose bush

“ somebody let me out of this fucken rape dungeon so i can touch my beautiful bush again “ said peter parsnips #eskettit #niggers #touchme

by dirtity bitch November 17, 2017

Parsnip

Just don’t say it

Ryan: Fuck you, you fucking parsnip!
Chris:*engadge in instant fisticuffs*

by Dennis the dickhead May 17, 2018

parsnip

a gendernuetral term for aunt or uncle

"hi dad! when are we going to visit parsnip alex?" "we'll visit them this weekend, son"

"dad? what gender is parsnip alex?" "they're a cacti sweetie"

by a genderless bumblebee November 11, 2020

parsnip

a gendernuetral term for aunt and uncle

"hey dad? when are we going to go visit parsnip alex?" "we're going to see them this weeknd sweetie"

"hey dearest parent? what gender is parsnip alex?" "theyre a cacti sweetie"

by a genderless bumblebee November 11, 2020

Parsnip dick

A parsnip dick is were the penis is more girthy at the base of the penis and goes extremely thinner towards the helmet.

Most parsnip dicks are between 4 - 6 inches and struggle to maintain an erection for the entire performance.

And parsnip dicks will feel inferior to guys with big helmets.

Omg Lewis is so hot but sadly he has a parsnip dick!!!

No way?? He doesnt look like he’d be packing one of those!

by Trevor2000 August 30, 2022