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Pardon the gas

Pardon the gas,
it had to pass,
unfortunately for you,
it came out my ass!
by Burt Farp January 2, 2007
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Fucking-Pardon

Abbreviation of the phrase, "I beg your fucking pardon?!" Typically used to respond in a pseudo-polite way to something that was hideously offensive.
"Yo bitch, you got a great pair of titties."
"I beg your fucking-pardon?"
by Spanish Masturbation King October 8, 2009
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Pardon What

A phrase used in a not-to-casual but not-too-formal setting to inquire as to the meaning of what someone has said. Used as a question.
Human 1- I am superior to all life forms.
Nonhuman 1- Pardon what?
by Jaubrey January 10, 2009
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relationship pardon

Where, typically at the end of a relationship, one or usually both parties extend forgiveness for all bad acts performed during the course of the relationship.
Ex 1: You never apologized for x.
Ex 2: I didn't have to. It was covered under the relationship pardon.
by cogitheum@mac.com February 5, 2009
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Pardon Me

Popular song by the band Incubus. Released on the 1998 album Make Yourself.
"Pardon me while I burst into flames
I've had enough of the world and its people's mindless games..."
by pfunk227 December 2, 2004
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pardon the dutch

A term used in the Wild West to apologize when using violence or force towards a criminal.
Sheriff, pardon the dutch! We have a few criminals to arrest!
by SussyGrandpa July 19, 2021
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pardoning the turkey

a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority
a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.
by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009
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