parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

parazitii

Fo sho, the best ROMANIAN HIP HOP group (ever) that raps about every day life problemz dat we all meet, and about fucken fakers that "represent" our beautiful country, and about PILIF
The group consists outta CHELOO OMBLADON and FreakaDaDisk a.k.a. FDD.

Parazitii are tryin` to take hip hop to a higher level.

Fuck URBAN RECORDS, REBEL MUSIC is waaay bettah.

Nu vreau sa ma culc cu tine vreau doar sa te fut, cand fut nu dorm, atunci de ce sa ma culc cand fut?!

by vovutza a.k.a. dj abricot October 7, 2004

parasitic twin

In medical circles can refer to twin reversed arterial perfusion, or a subset of conjoint (siamese) twins. Two fetusii develop conjoined, but one (the parasite) does not fully develop and is wholly dependent on his host brother.

In team management refers to a redundant slacker who performs an identical, complete subset of the effort performed by a more capable worker.

a: we have the same job! we're like siamese twins!

b: nah, I do twice as much. you're a parasitic twin

by justsomerandomdude October 14, 2009

Paraletica

when you get so drunk you die

e.g. damn, he was so drunk he died from paraletica

by jawje April 25, 2010

Parasitic Rug Pull

When you buy a BSC token thinking you'll become the next crypto millionaire but then the dev(s) slowly over time drain the asset and sell it off on an exchange or on Pancakeswap for a more valuable asset or stable coin such as Bitcoin, BNB or BUSD leaving you with a worthless token.

*dev or mod shilling coin on Facebook group from alt account

"hey group check out this token called Supremium, if you buy it at 0.0000005 you'll be rich when this token 100x within a year"
*Investors join and devs slowly dump all their coins on you and take that sweet BNB, BTC or BUSD

Leaving you with a ton of tokens and zero to no purchasing power (i.e parasitic rug pull)

by Speakthetruth444 November 24, 2021

Paramistic

Paramistic is the state of being both paranoid and optimistic at the same time.

"Stop staring at me, you cheery person!" "I'm totally Paramistic right now."

by Patrick3252366362457468568 September 9, 2006

parasmitic

Describing behavior that is both parasitic and smitten (a portmanteau of both words); often answered with unexpressed revulsion by the object of the leeching affection, thus enabling subsequent parasmitic behavior. Expressed revulsion will frequently dislodge the parasite, thus leaving only unrequited affection.

Her overseas Facebook stalker was merely annoying until he booked a flight to her home town and announced his arrival, assuming he should stay at her place. She decided the racking sound of a 12 gague would dampen his parasmitic ambitions. Nonetheless, he continued to make phallic banana jokes.

by JK@M9 January 27, 2011