signing the paperwork

the act of using toilet paper to complete any given bathroom-related activity; usually associated with defecation

Jim: *banging on the bathroom door* Dude, shit or get off the pot. I gotta drop a deuce.

Joe: Chill brah, almost done . . . just signing the paperwork.

by boustrophodonik October 4, 2010

pepperwood

A pimp's term for a blonde, blue-eyed white hoe.

"Lemme get that pepperwood jaunt"

by Carl E February 25, 2009

Paperwork

The stimulation or manipulation of ones own genitals, especially to orgasm; sexual self gratification.

I filed so much paperwork last night that my hand went numb and now I might have carpal tunnel.

by Gymfreak53 May 25, 2017

Paperwork

adj' - Easy or Meaningless.
Substitute for No Problem, cake, butter, or other similar words.

That test was paperwork.
Don't worry about it, just paperwork.
After making a shot in something call out, Paperwork.
Man that team was straight paperwork.

by Justin Elikofer and T-Dub December 14, 2008

paperwork

What you set your IM status to when taking a shit at the office.

I'll catch you guys in 10, I've got to take care of some paperwork.

by cracker-ass-cracker January 25, 2005

doing the paperwork

Wiping your ass after taking a shit.

Girlfriend knocks on bathroom door: "Almost done in there?"

You: "Yep, just doing the paperwork"

by El gordo jordo January 28, 2020

Paperwork

Satan's way of saying, "I love you!"

Pssh. The first definition of Satan is good. And so is mine, which is on the second page, the twelfth one, s0n.

by Leiko October 6, 2004