Paintjob

The art of anal sex when your girlfriend's/wife's former lunch came splattered all over your penis.

Fred: Girl, u got me paintjobb'd
Karen: eeuckkk!!

by Lukibukifukiyouuu April 28, 2023

panjobs

The wacking of ones penis with a cast iron skillet in team fortress 2

Hey man an engineer is giving free panjobs on top of the high tower tower

by Privatejokr July 11, 2023

Pantsjob

Jerking off a dick through the pants

Want a pantsjob?

by Remy67420 January 9, 2026

Redneck paintjob

When you have sex doggy-style and ejaculate on a girl's back in the bed of a pickup truck.

"I gave Heather the ol' redneck paintjob last night"

"Yeehaw!"

by Lithostoic March 1, 2016

scandinavian paintjob

After a guy finishes cumming from a blowjob, the girl spits the cum back on his dick and slathers it to cover every inch of his junk.

"Sarah gave me the nastiest scandinavian paintjob last night, it got everywhere"

by paintjobs4lyfe May 26, 2017

american paintjob

When your girl gives you a handjob but with an american flag, and then the guy shoots out white fireworks and whispers in the girls ear, "'Murica, fuck yeah."

Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob yesterday.

Gamingufight and BassDrop! Contributed to this definition.

by WeebBDAndDankDudeUF April 18, 2018

chocolate paintjob

the act of plastic wrapping shit to ones car

"my boyfriend cheated on me so i gave him a chocolate paintjob."

by fukurdog October 10, 2019