Paydon

Paydon all Paydon’s are bitches fuck u paydon u use 2.6 hog and ur stupid as fuck and can’t do life properly and no one loves u.

“Hey, isn’t Paydon gay?” “Yeah he humped a guy earlier”

by Shjshd May 4, 2022

PanDOORa's Box Syndrome

The rage and profanity you let out of your mouth when someone exits your room and closes your door to the point where it's just ALMOST closed, but it ends up staying open a crack.

I get PanDOORa's Box Syndrome when just after my mom gets in my room and "closes my door", and I have to take a break from wanking to ensure maximum security.

by Totally O' Riginal January 24, 2011

pardon my zinger

a fictional show in the simpsons, in which, it is assumed that people are insulted (zinged) for the entertainment of the audience

Smithers: Kent, I...I feel about as low as Madonna when she found out she missed Tailhook.
Kent: Oh.I'm going to say "Ouch" for Madonna!
Krusty: watching Hey! That's my Madonna gag. That guy stole mygag!
Mel: And you stole it from last Friday's episode of "Pardon My Zinger".
Krusty: Stole, made up, what's the difference?

by A Pitch To Johnny August 2, 2005

Pandora Hearts

A story written for masochists only. Consists of monthly mind rapes, constant crying and shaking either in pain, fear or anger.

Some legends say that it was a happy and lighthearted tale at first, but, unfortunately, the fans have been consumed by the horrible truth that came out to surface not long ago and was painfully shown into their faces all the time.

The writer of this mind-fuck, Mochizuki Jun (often called 'Mochijun' by the fandom), enjoys the pains that the fans clearly show and absorbs the screams of 'Why Mochijun why' that reach her, only making the said person even more evil by contrast.

Note: not recommended for mentally unstable or those who do not wish to become such.

Person 1: OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN MY MIND IS NOT READY WHY MOCHIJUN WHY YOU DAMNED TROLL WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US!?!??!
Person 2: What's up with him/her?
Person 3: Oh, it looks like the new Pandora Hearts chapter came out.

by consoling-thistle November 8, 2012

Pardon My Take

Just a couple of football guy's guys talking shop on a podcast.

Did you listen to pardon my take today pft took the over in the Titan Jaguars game because the wind blew through his hair today.

by Jobe210 February 6, 2019

pardon😀

pardon😀, is a meme that started on tiktok in July 2020. people have used the meme for replying
to weird comments. the meme has been growing across comment sections on tiktok.

“hey i spilled juice on you”
“pardon😀”

by sssaturns July 31, 2020

pandora's box

According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.


Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.

The assassinating on Austrian Archduke ferdinand in 1914 opened pandora's box for Europe.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004