palmdog

A man in his 50s usually hangs around ttp interchange or Grove village rolling dogs. he wears a dusty coat and tech fleece pants with red entays. HE goes around to people saying "Phone thanks" and if they dont give it up he says "Are you refusing" Then kicks your legs out and says " You just got palm dogged". He smokes cones all day in the school toilets and gets suspended and focus rooms all the time. His favourite word is dog. He rolled a grove seccy for his walkie talky. then got lockup for a night. when he got out he racked from OTR

if you keep acting like palmdog you will get a lockup

by kel dog October 12, 2021

Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick

In ice hockey, achieving the feat of scoring a goal, scoring on ones own goal, and suffering a debilitating injury all in the same game. Named after the first and only player to do so. Often joked about in beer league games but never accomplished.

He had a sweet goal but knocked the puck into his own net on the next play. All he needs now is to break his leg and he'll have a Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick.

by Dielawn13 January 12, 2015

Daryl Palumbo

Lead singer in Glassjaw and his side project Head Automatica(makes you do all kinds of funny things, like dance in your seat.) These bands are simply amazing. Also helped write songs for Finch.

Person 1: I love glassjaw.
Person 45: I love Head Automatica.
Person 532: I love Daryl Palumbo, he is the singer for both those great bands.
Person 764: I agree.

by &eskimo; April 12, 2006

Rosie Palm

AKA Rosie Palm and the five Blister Sisters. Palm and digits - ie. a description of a masturbator's sex partner.

James had a date that night with Rosie Palm and the five Blister Sisters. What a wanker.

by ruby.monkey March 11, 2018

Tennessee palm pilot

The practice of writing something such as a telephone number on your wrist or hand.

Cletus got Marybelle's phone number, and put it in his Tennessee palm pilot: he wrote it on his hand with ball point pen, yup.

by PMax March 10, 2008

Palmering

1. Being universally disliked and totally inept at one's job, yet still hold a prominent and public position. 2. To be inexplicably successful despite obvious lack of intelligence, talent, and public goodwill.

Jesse Palmer (Former Florida quarterback and Bachelor contestant)'s position as an ESPN analyst, despite total ineptitude and near universal dislike by sports fans was the catalyst for this term.

After inheriting the family business, Johnny really palmered, spending most of his time goofing off and contributing little to the company, much to the chagrin of the shareholders.

Nickleback spent years palmering their way to the top of the charts.

by Joseph Dierte September 24, 2013

Palmela Handerson

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.

Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.

by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019