It is said of a certain kind of flatmate that, when it comes to cooking, always resorts to the same old, readymade and frustratingly uninspiring pasta dish.
Flatmate 1: Ohh, tonight Rob's making dinner! I'm sure he won't let us down. He really has a gift for cooking.
Flatmate 2: Are you joking?? He's a f*cking pastard!! He always prepares the same bolognese spaghetti using the cheapest pesto sauce in the supermarket!
Flatmate 2: Are you joking?? He's a f*cking pastard!! He always prepares the same bolognese spaghetti using the cheapest pesto sauce in the supermarket!
by A Cracovian flatmate April 21, 2011
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There are green things in it and I am allergic to things that are green.
There are green things in it and I am allergic to things that are green.
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by FR34KY August 3, 2019
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1 “Dude, I just talked to my parents, now I feel so fucking dumb.”
2 “Yeah man, you’re parentarded. ”
2 “Yeah man, you’re parentarded. ”
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(yes, this is a nod to ShadowZero313's definitions of the n00b bridge and n00b tube from Super Metroid.)
(yes, this is a nod to ShadowZero313's definitions of the n00b bridge and n00b tube from Super Metroid.)
hay guys theres this 1 boss called "polestar" and i get it down to liek 30 HP and then i die HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
by G-Suck January 26, 2008
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by GHM327 August 4, 2011
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2) Something that has been added to something else to make them form into one big ball of retardation.
3) A retard who does things that make he or she more retarded each day.
2) Something that has been added to something else to make them form into one big ball of retardation.
3) A retard who does things that make he or she more retarded each day.
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