Pined

To Crash into Pine trees (usually in GTA 5) and total your car

Nerd cubed "I Just pined my car Martin"

by BOSSATRONIO July 11, 2015

leet custom painted

When something is so completely and utterly retarded.

Spawned from a man selling a $40 guitar overdrive pedal for $400 because he painted it and tagged it "custom painted."

This guy's selling a guitar overdrive pedal he built from $40 worth of Radio Shack parts for $400?! ZOMG that's so LEET CUSTOM PAINTED!!!1//oneslash

by l0vemetal January 14, 2008

legs painted on

When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.

I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.

Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.

I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.

by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008

Paiged

When an altercation between two individuals leads to a fight, and in the process a completely innocent bystander gets punched in the face. That person got Paiged.

Two guys are sitting on either side of a girl, arguing. They start throwing punches. Everyone can see that she is about to get Paiged.

When Vice President Dick Cheney tried took a shot at some quail, and Harry Whittington got hit instead, he got Paiged.

by Archaicevil December 27, 2011

Painted Willy

A cross dresser and/or a full blown homosexual.

What's da matter for you? Everybody knows Billy is a painted willy. Hell just ask him.

by Ikhabod Pain November 11, 2004

Cole Pineda

Cole Pineda is the boy you never deserved and have no right to. He does cross country and track, and he is extremely fast in both of them. His mile time as of August 2019 is 4:38. He comes on quiet, sweet, and slow, like summer rain. He's all subtle smiles and covert glances, every flash of those caramel brown eyes kills, and the first kiss is like sweet fire. Cole Pineda has his troubles, he's misunderstood, and judged too harshly, which at times makes it appear as if he is overly judgmental of others when, in fact, you will not find a more patient listener. He is smooth-skinned and tan, always paying special attention to his appearance, especially his hair. He's confusing and it's easy to miss some of the signs, but when he looks at you, you'll know how he feels. His eyes express all the things he leaves unsaid. If you come across a Cole Pineda, get your shit together. He is nearly infinitely patient and will wait for prolonged periods of time for someone he thinks is worthwhile, but if you push him away, tell him you can't care, that you don't feel the same, eventually, he'll leave. He has to, and you deserve it. The pain that ensues from being left by a Cole Pineda is nearly unbearable, and you are left to writhe in agony as you realize that it was all your fault, that he cared, that he could have loved, and you had the audacity to think he'd be there forever. If you're lucky, maybe one day he'll come back, and love you. Cole Pineda is perfect.

OMG look do you see that, of course, you don't its Cole Pineda running.

by fastboi42069 August 30, 2019

Paired

Originating from London, and now used in Brum more than anywhere:

Paired is another word for sad.

Newsman: "They had just got married and were driving to their honeymoon when their car crashed and they were both killed"

Boy: "That's paired."

by JmeAnPri December 23, 2008