Slender: The Eight Pages

A game based off of Slender Man where the player needs to collect eight pages in a forest before Slender Man finds them.

I shat my pants playing Slender: The Eight Pages.

by SupaleegamingX July 7, 2014

Flicking through the pink pages

The act of fingering a chick. Could also refer to female masturbation.

I walked in and she was flicking through the pink pages.

by Fenwicks lover November 2, 2008

society pages

The pages in newspapers and magazines that describe the lives of the rich, famous, influential and powerful.

Frank Zappa sung a song called Society Pages:
"You're the ol' lady from the society pages
From a small town somewhere I used to be
You owned the paper and a bunch of other stuff
That didn't appeal to me"

by Mark D Osborne June 23, 2007

turn the pages

to lick your fingers before rubbing a female's pussy

" Dude...did you turn her pages?"

"Hell yeah i did"

by bob jones March 24, 2004

On Pages' Wages

To be paid at a low rate.

He is on pages' wages

by Kwikfingers! June 13, 2016

Yellow Pages masturbation

Female masturbation without the use of any implements, using one's fingers instead. From the Yellow Pages catch-phrase "Let your fingers do the walking".

Monica didn't own a vibrator, so she satisfied herself with Yellow Pages masturbation.

by Nostradumbass11 January 13, 2010

Yellow Pages

The most accurate and most logical religious text I personally have ever read in my life. I mean who could not believe after reading the story of Jesus and Mohammed fighting aliens on 1-922-9344 on St. John's BBQ joint. It even preaches the negative consequences on adultery at 1-900-TITS-N-ASS. It is generally read by crack addicts. Because only people under such a mind stimulating substance could appreciate the truth. The satanic equivalent to this book would be Microsoft Bing.

The Yellow Pages changed my life as a person. It taught me how to love and how to live.

by None Yo Buzinezz Man March 5, 2011