Paden

The most idiotic and ignorant person alive. Paden's are always into literature and are huge Shakespeare fans. Most often times Paden's are also lesbian. They have a short temper and think they're the smartest people alive.

Person 1: Yo what class you got next?
Person 2: Paden bro.
Person 1: Damn you have to read the boringass Shakespeare.
Person 2: Yeah, and yesterday she was watching some "Hot Pool Scene" video. Gayass Paden.

by DefinerOfDefinitions1111111111 February 20, 2020

Paden

a idiot

Paden is a idiot

by xox_val November 2, 2019

Padden

A slavic immigrant who stepped upon this country to destroy its inhabitants.

Often referred to at as dumbnigga.

Ay PJ, look at that padden, his probably from Latvia or sum baltic ass country.

by RoveMus August 27, 2019

Paden

A Paden is a person who is really slow when he's snowboarding, slow getting them on, slow down the slopes.

Damn bitch, you're boarding so slow today you must be a Paden.

by marksupero December 14, 2008

Helemaal van da padje

Zo zat zijn dat mensen dürums touchdownen, blaadjes voor bloemen aanzien, zwarte dood kotsen en gehowdoed worden.

Ik had zoveel gedronken, ik weet niets meer van gisteren. Ik was echt Helemaal van da padje!

by vkdflksd August 31, 2014

Paden

A pervert who likes to get down and dirty with all types of men. A paden usually likes using tooth brushes to dig out men’s anus and then uses it for teeth cleaning. Padens usually like to wrestle and squirm around with men in a twin size bed. He has brown hair and brown eyes and has no life and no friends.

Dude my sex Ed teacher tried to do me in the class closet, he’s such a Paden

by anonymous December 4, 2018

padje

(v) To act like a poof (poof being the British slang for homosexual)

Patrick padjes up A1 with his stories of gayness.

by Jericoholic Anonymous February 17, 2003