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Greasy Haired Pachuco 

A common, garden variety Pachuco boy. A slime ball with greasy hair. The Pachuco puts grease into his hair to show the world that he is a stupid, worthless punk who refuses to work for a living. Instead of working, he collects all the entitlements handed to him by liberal polliticians. He spends his time loitering outside pool halls and liquor stores, picking his teeth with a switchblade knife and intimidating passers-by with remarks like, "Hey, mon, this is MY turf."

In the early Twenty First Century, the worst kind of Greasy Haired Pachuco is the Bald-Headed Greasy Haired Pachuco. These worthless Pachukes shave their heads to pretend they are prison inmates, all the better to impress each other and the local cholas. (If there's anything a chola loves more than greasy hair, it's a bald head.)
Listen up, you Greasy Haired Pachuco. Oakland is NOT your turf! I was born in Oakland before your ignorant Mama was born, and it's MY turf.

Join the movement to exterminate rats, fleas, AIDS, termites, Crips, Bloods, and Greasy Haired Pachucos from Oakland.

Pacheco Sneaker 

You take a dump in somebody's shoes without them knowing it, especially when they are passed out drunk.
After Ryan passed out, they drunk jenga'd him and gave him a pair of Pacheco Sneakers.
Pacheco Sneaker by TastyMcJuicy March 27, 2009

Walter Ayala Pacheco 

A child from San Miguel who goes on adventures with his blind brother who’s helper gives out Jolly Ranchers to everyone else. Walter attempts to destroy the black communities and complete the mission to spread awareness of El Salvador’s crippling poverty.
Person 1: Do you know about Walter Ayala Pacheco?
Person 2: Of course! I donated $500 to El Salvador so he wouldn’t kill me.
Person 1: Oh shit I should help so I don’t die.
stoner. Person who smokes marijuana as a recreational activity.
Damn, bob marley was a true pacheco.
pacheco by Snau August 15, 2005
fumo pachuche.
I smoke tobacco
pachuche by el pocho October 16, 2009

fuck pacheco 

This is the expression used to insult a person with the name of Ruben Pacheco. It is important to note that the specific individual tends to be quite extreme, bad-tempered and emotionally unstable.
Pacheco- "Se manter mento nepia"

People around- " Fodasse, Fuck pacheco"
fuck pacheco by fuckpacheco2022 January 29, 2022