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a fully erect penis that is a direct result of doing well or "pwning" in a shooting game. It is from of an inferiority complex in which a psychological trigger is such that the virtual acts of handling a gun and shooting translate directly as a faux-penis. The disorder mostly effects "under-developed" males, whose latent insecurity often manifests itself during such bouts of "masculine dominance". Believed to be homoerotic in nature, groups of pwner "enthusiasts" have become popular in instant gratification games that allow players to kill quickly and often. The largest population of men who suffer from this condition are members of the Modern Warfare 2 communities. If left untreated "pwner syndrome" can develop into UPW (Uncontrollable Penis Waggle).
Pwner by Snack_Cake July 8, 2010
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The feeling of total exhiliration before performing a certain pwning.
I'm gonna kill this guy so hard I've got a raging pwner.
pwner by Sam is a Dick June 5, 2007
When one is pwning at an extreme rate, causing inner. pleaure and or an erection
Gamer: See me on Starcraft last night. So many noobs were on, I got a huge pwner.
Pwner by Timmeh-San April 15, 2009
Being eroused when beating someone terrible at something.
Tim: "Hey how was twister?"
Bill: "Great, I got a PWNER."
PWNER by MrKonaHi November 5, 2010

pwner boner 

An erection caused by the act of pwning n00bs
OMG I'm pwning too much, I just got a pwner boner
pwner boner by Westicle July 20, 2008

Pwner Boner 

A massive over-powered video game melee weapon that resembles male genitals.
Look at this noob, he's using the pwner boner (energy sword), and hasn't gotten a single kill!