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After an intense work out a heavy set person pokes into there belly button for lent only to find that a odor has built up that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage and intentionally puts said finger to a friends nose and ask him to smells, unaware to the friend of the odor he sniffs and in disguised by the raunchiness of his friends finger which in turns makes his nasal passages wither and die.
HEAVEY SET MAN: Hey dude that was an intense work out!! (all the while poking his belly button), hey bro smell my finger!!!

UNAWARE FRIEND: Alright dude, (smells finger) DUDE what the hell, that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage!!!!

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hahahaha P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)!!!!
by Dr. Daveindo January 26, 2010
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Pre-Nicotine Syndrome. Describes the bitchy, cranky, irritable mindstate prior to having the day's first cigarette.
Why don't you go have a smoke instead of acting like a P.N.S.ing bitch?
by richie138 June 29, 2009
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M.N.P.

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stands for must not procreate.

Applied to morons who, by law, should not be allowed to make children.
Bill: so, last week, I started para sailing and I was looking up at the sky instead of the ground, so I look down and see that I'm about to land in this swamp full of alligators.

Me: wait, you para sailed over a fucking swamp?

Bill: yeah.

Me: dude you are beyond M.N.P. You're to the point now that you're too stupid to exist.
by potterfreak82 March 4, 2011
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Someone who is dtf down to fuck (p)einis a(n)d (v)a(G)ina, good to go
jules wants to fuck, she wants my dick in and around my mouth, she is dtf p n vg
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Let's buy a blunt and some beer later on? Fuck it T.P.N.E
by VictorM661 January 22, 2020
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N.P.C. will not effect your driving ability, or keep you from piloting a plane or boat.
by emilejfagerstromiv May 23, 2019
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