P.U.W.M.S.

Putting Up With Men's Shit

I need to take a walk, i'm tired of p.u.w.m.s.

by twistedmind23 February 4, 2010

P.U.M.A

Penis Up My Ass

guy: heyy wanna catch a movie?
girl: nahh i'd rather have your P.U.M.A
guy: ok

by giggles22 June 23, 2009

P.U.S.H.

Pray Until Something Happens

My life's fcked up, but I'm gonna p.u.s.h.

by keepthefaith January 20, 2009

P.U.M.

Post Up Material. Suited for a Post Up.(Banging, fucking, etc.)

Man, this bar is loaded with P.U.M.!

by Russ Malcolm July 10, 2007

p.u.p.

Penis Up the Pooper. Slang for one who is homosexual.

Dude, why are you wearing that raging pink V-neck shirt? Do you take p.u.p. (pup)?

by Ryan Oxenford June 29, 2008

P.U.Y.A.

(Pineapple Up Your Ass) Slang word meaning the divine art of inserting a (mainly pineapple) fruit and/or vegetable into one's anus. This trend spreading across the globe has been the cause to the shortage in pineapple worldwide.

"Hey bro I got a fresh supply in today, i thought we'd treat ourselves to a little kiwi after our pineapple"

"P.U.Y.A. party? Count me in!"

by Tidesss November 11, 2011

P.U.S.S

Post URL Stress Syndrome: A condition where you have cycled through your regular websites and can't think of any new websites to visit thus making you feel stressed and depressed at the same time and leaving you to question the meaning of life and making you tempted to go into the horrible place they call "outside"

Man I'm really feeling the "P.U.S.S" today, I already finished looking at my favorite websites what am I going to do with the rest of my day, I suddenly feel so small and inadequate maybe I'll go for a walk.

by Lickloled May 13, 2013