Ozzy Osbourne 

When the person giving you head bites the head of your dick.

I got Ozzy Osbourne‘d last night that shit hurted!

Ozzy Osbourne by Lilcrink September 20, 2019

fluent ozzy osbourne 

When you are so drunk you sound like the famous rock star Ozzy Osbourne when speaking.

Person 1: df;j;ajfjfkjfajghhahfhg
Person 2: I think you are speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne again.

fluent ozzy osbourne by Thoffman678 December 10, 2017

Ozzy Osbourne 

An Ozzy Osbourne is not only Sharon's husband, but is another way of saying "virginity". As "virginity" is a very direct word, Ozzy Osbourne is a more discrete way of talking about your virginity.

Zoe: I've still got my Ozzy Osbourne, I'm waiting for the one

Beth: Wow, that's a very respectable decision for you to make, Zo

Ozzy Osbourne by bethdest September 17, 2017

Ozzy Osbourne 

prince of darkness whose brain has been turned into a warm slurpie from years of drug abuse

"eerrrr SHARON!!!! errrr jack err how do you work t-t-t-t-he remote - SHARON!!!!! err err eeh eh"

Ozzy Osbourne by bitchesANDgravy October 28, 2004

Ozzy Osbourne 

The man who helped birth heavy metal, reshaped the musical landscape of the world, but was too drugged up to notice.

He didn't so much do drugs as majored in them, and got tenure.

And before you click on thumbs down I love the Ozzman and would totally give him my kidneys (he'll probably be needing those soon with everything he's put in his system).

"I've been fakking doing what for the past 40 years? Fakking sweet."
-Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy Osbourne by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007

Ozzy Osbourne 

Former king of metal. Now a washed up sell-out who only sees dollar signs. This started with his show "The Osbournes", to re-enact one of the episodes go to a channel you don't get and let the beeping noise go on for thirty minutes. Need more proof? A few years ago Ozzy had a few of his CDs re-done with different bass and drums.

Please Ozzy, do metal a favor and retire.

Ozzy Osbourne by Billy Bob Bo Brain the 3rd. September 15, 2005

Ozzy Osbourne 

1. Any person that whores themself out to anybody/anything that gives them money.
2. Another term for "washed up"
3. Another term for "drug addict"
4. When something goes from fun to disturbing.

1. Mark: Hey, you know that Lisa chick? She's a whore; she's so ozzy osbourne!
2. Ozzy Osbourne is Ozzy Osbourne.
3. Mark: Hey! Bum! Stop being such an Ozzy and get a job!
4. Mark: I had a job at Disneyland. It went to ozzy really fast.

Ozzy Osbourne by good music rules May 22, 2005