counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

by Rusanova March 7, 2012

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by pseud0nym12470 February 9, 2022

Augusta Outfit

A trap gang from Augusta. They are known world-wide for their famous motto "Get Rich Quick. "

I left my wallet at the train station and the Augusta Outfit jugged it.

by Bigdon1738 November 1, 2016

out of the blue

when something happens randomly and unexpected

and out of the blue, he kissed me

by lizbit August 21, 2005

pulled out of thin air

A descriptive tool used to describe how easy or thoughtlessly a thought or item is brought to existence

It was pulled out of thin air. What? My Wonder and the rabbit out of the hat.

by dragonboy8586 September 10, 2020

pour piss out of a boot

May have multiple meanings:

1. When describing a stupid person, or
2. When describing a very large rain storm.

1. You're so dumb you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel!

2. Look at those clouds, its about to pour piss out of a boot!

by 7h0rn3 April 5, 2009

make like a tree and get out of here

Famously, one of Biff Tannen's taglines in Back to the Future movies. The other ones being "Shiiiit!" and "I hate manure!"

Young Biff: All right, I'll give it a look. Now why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?

Old Biff (hitting Young Biff upside his head): It's LEAVE, you idiot! "Make like a tree and leave!" You sound like a damn fool when you're saying it wrong!

by PancakeMonster83 May 18, 2016