optic blast

Used to indicate staring; can also use "ill optic"; derived from Cyclops' (of the X-Men) special power

Joe "That cop's been watching us for a while now."

Barry "Oh, yeah he's giving us an optic blast?"

- Or -

Joe "That cop's giving us the ill optic."

by Neo June 15, 2003

Optic Anal Nerve

The optic anal nerve is when your eyes cant see your ass going to work today.

For anyone that says there is no such "Optic Anal Nerve", - pull a hair out of your ass and your eyes will immediately start to tear.

by DirtySJ March 18, 2011

Optic Nerve

This is slang in some regions of the UK for the scientifical term eye guts. Often mistaken, optic nerve, by some for the real term, alas, it is not.
Used in Northern England and some parts of Scotland on the borderline.

Dude, I totally messed up my 'optic nerve'

by Dr. Sheldon Cooper. August 23, 2010

optic gaming

They-hard MLG team that eats my cockdip

Hahhh gayyy optic peed in my mouth... I love optic scumper jumper and nade in optic gaming.

by Rub my nipps? September 28, 2013

optic formal

Someone who looks mad at the world and everything in it.

Guy 1: "Hey dude! How did your date go last night?"

Guy 2: "Not good. She was an Optic Formal. It sucked, I didn't know if she liked what I was doing because she just looked mad at everything."

Guy 1: "Aw that sucks."

by KmsPls May 13, 2016

optic maser array

the super powerfull laser gun use in ratchet and clank size matters. it is fully up graded and has the ability to be modded. it is also cappable of giving haircuts pleasuring MILFS and destroying earth as we knoow it. the optic maser array is also used to describe and overkill so overkill that only ninjas and the guy from ask a ninja can see without their heads compleatly re arranging the evoloutionary cycly

"zomfg! dood u just fukin optic maser arrayed that nubcake!!!!"

by Dragon5 October 20, 2007

optic-rectumitis

A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.

"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."

by bob March 23, 2005