by JMFE April 6, 2011
Get the open faced ruben mug.The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.
since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich
by P-Dubious February 28, 2009
Get the open-faced turkey sandwich mug.The sexual act of taking a crap on the chest of a flat woman and then making sweet love to her breasts.
I met this chick who had really small tits, but it's ok, because I just gave her an open faced chili dog.
by Crappy Diaper October 13, 2007
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Clem saw an open faced sandwich in Cecile's bathroom trash can today, vomiting ensued quickly thereafter.
by Klitz April 19, 2008
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by criticaloversite January 12, 2004
Get the open-faced grilled cheese mug.The preferred meal for roller skating, specifically in Southeastern North Carolina. When pulled off correctly, can be pretty impressive. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times" while eating the sammy.
by jerry_at_rick January 25, 2022
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