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One Morning Stand

A variation of One Night Stand and ejacuvate, only in the morning, like say before school in her BMW. After the fact, these two will suffer a day of either awkward looks or sensual stares, depending on their relationship. The author has only suffered the former unfortunately, but in due time...
Friend: "So how'd it go with Nicolette this morning, didn't you need to get a ride from her?"
One Morning Stand...er: "Actually I was the one who gave her the--"
Friend: "The ride? Goddamn are you predictable, so you fucked her...in her car...before school started?"
OMS..er: "Yep...I'll be back, I have cooking next, so I should probably wash my hands, I don't think anyone wants FISH in their stir fry....do you get it, huh?!"
Friend: "....god I hate you"
by Irish Wolf April 20, 2006
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one more lap

the final marijuana smoke of the night.
Jay: one more lap?
Ant: yeah, pack a fat one.
by Louie Lupo July 8, 2011
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One more time

A phrase used by band directors and musical instructors of most kinds. Typically, it is assumed that the phrase means you will only be trying the music "one more time", but generally the phrase becomes repeated, and one more time evolves into three or four.
Our band director shouted "One more time", but we knew that we would in fact do the entire show at least three more times before finally leaving practice.

*collective groan*
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One moment

Definitely not one moment. At least 2 minutes, like what the Shrek.
MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*

MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*
by Shrek42069 June 14, 2017
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doing one more

1. the alarm blares. you want just one more hour of sleep. you do one more.

2. you get out of class and have some homework to do before your next class, which is in 30 minutes. you do twenty-eight more.

3. you take a nap at 3pm for no reason. your friends want you to get up to grab some dinner at 6pm. you tell them you'll be right out. then you do 3 more.
"Yo Starr! Can you just do the Work Cited?"
"Sure! I'm just going to do one more, then go pumpkin picking, then do 5 more, then I'll start"

"Yo Doc! Time to get up!"
"Nooooo! Please! Just one more! PLEASE!"
"He's doing one more."
by Andrew SON! December 9, 2007
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no one moved

A phrase used when someone has a bad take on a subject and were expecting some sort of approval/excitement. Generally used on social media. Similar to the phrase 'crickets'
Boy 1: Forget shower curtains imma use shower blinds! Girl 1: No one moved Girl 2: Crickets....
by CharliD'amelio October 26, 2020
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just one more

As many more (times, items, etc.) as it takes me to achieve a satisfactory result. This phrase may be repeated an arbitrary number of times.
1)
(guys playing the Helicopter game)
A: Come on, it's my turn!
B: Just one more time...
(game over)
B: Wait, just one more time...
(repeat)

2)
(eating cookies)
Hungry guy: Just one more!
(cookie eaten)
Hungry guy: ok, one more!
(repeat)
by Politizer October 15, 2008
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