goofy off your feet

being really drunk, fucked up, intoxicated,
you so drunk you are goofy off your feet
by Jake Robertson October 15, 2007
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Put your feet on my rug

When a woman rubs her toes around a hairy man's penis and gives him a foot job usuing her toes.
by Beck-izzle & K-Dogg August 28, 2006
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dip your feet in my ass

From overly excited tourist on YouTube. The saying is "take your shoes off and dip your feet in my ass". For when your excited, impressed, or surprised.
My friend: look there's karate kid!!
Me: NO WAY take your shoes off and dip your feet in my ass I can't believe it
by peyamna April 17, 2019
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A true and ancient custom among people with access to less chairs than people in need of a seat.
For example Peter goes to the loo and Carlotta steals his seat - when he returns she says "move your feet lose your seat' and Peter can no longer argue.
by seatstealer September 15, 2013
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when Isaiah doesn't get his nasty ass foot fungus feet off of my nice, blue little table and we all gotta fuckin jump him in smash because he playin Ganon like the nasty bitch he really be. nasty funky lookin feet with the fungus from wario's ass

otherwise known as a total bruh moment
Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table bruh thats my good table i put food there bitch ass
by inkdoom July 22, 2019
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After losing three limbs to one's elephant assignment, the Manual Elephant Masturbator has no choice of turning back, and begins using his or her last foot in service of the elephant. Becoming deprived of all limbs, the elephant handler is left with one final option...

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, and Giving it Your All.
It is also good to put your best feet forward, if it comes to that.
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catch your feet

Exactly how it sounds, the equivalent of saying "Don't trip", basically stop yourself from digging yourself into a deeper hole. Stop asking or worrying about something.
Guy: I'll ask her when the last time she got checked was
Guy2: Catch your feet dude shes going to get pissed if you keep asking her shit like that.
by G.Moneee April 30, 2009
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