get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.

If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.

by barber of seville November 27, 2020

eggs on hooks

The most saggy, terrible, worst looking breasts ever seen. Could possibly cause blindness or retnal detachment.

After La-sha breastfed all 8 children, she suffered from the worst case of eggs on hooks the doctor had seen, as a result she was elligible for imediate implants surgery.

by snotty monkey February 26, 2010

hooked on ebonics

Near exclusive use of black street slang and especially use of black street talk by pathetic 'wannabee black' whites.

Joe is totally a cretin, dude. We were talking to this sweeeeeeet chick and right away he is slinging this albino Puff Daddy rap on her. She was like rolling her eyes and looked at me like...'who is this hoooked on ebonics fool?'

by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

Hooked On Phonics

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG

How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?

by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005

Hooked on Bronix

When a male acts as a female on Xbox Live, and tries to convince other males that she will do them favors for xbox live points. The nerds are so desperate for the vagina they will never get that they keep on sending in microsoft points for the teasing to stop. Too bad it won't ever stop because they are being tricked by a dude!

Dr Demarini gets all the nerdy xbox players Hooked on Bronix! He fakes a vagina, to get the He is such a stud!

by Asian Terror December 29, 2010

Hooked on phonics

A program used by children to learn how to read. It is commonly used to describe a person who cannot read or pronounce words correctly. Alternatively, it can be used to insult a person who doesn't read well.

I don't know how to pronounce this (fucks the word up horribly). You know I'm hooked on phonics.

Jane: reads from a history book out loud in class, but stumbles through the reading.
Classmate: This bitch needs to be hooked on phonics.

by goodcrunchytaco January 28, 2021

Hooked On The Horns

Hooked on the Horns
When a dipper(person who does smokless tobacco)can't stand the taste or smell of longhorn, but the price keeps bringing him back for more.

Ex.
Danny- dude, I'm hooked on the horns
Pat- Bad hit man, you okay?
Danny- Nope, I feel like death.

by Dipper October 22, 2012