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1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver

A sexual feat that requires the aid of a trustworthy pilot, oil, feathers, and a horny countrymen with nothing better to do. A male covers himself in oil, then proceeds to roll around in a pile of feathers. If done correctly, he'll almost appear to be a bird. The male then straps himself into a World War 1 open cockpit bi-plane. At exactly 9,865 feet, the male jumps out of the plane, without a parachute, plummeting towards the ground at terminal velocity. During this time the male becomes aroused, then makes his penis perpendicular to the ground, and then finally flaps his arms imitating a bird like motion before smashing "dick first" into the ground. This feat was first done by the famous Oklahoma resident Harry Sack in 1948 thus, giving the feat the name "1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver". This same feat can be done to a woman however, you would also need to hire a skillful mathematician in order to figure out the exact timing to jump from the aircraft.
Joe: Dude i would totally have sex with Sally
Colin: I wouldn't have sex with her, i'd give her a 1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver!
by TESTICLETWISTER September 6, 2013
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Baja Oklahoma

We're crossing the Sabine River into Baja Oklahoma: bravo sierra alert.
by Princess Lum March 24, 2006
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oklahoma sundae

man ejaculates on an ice cream sundae and his partner eats it.
I hope Braum's and Dairy Queen do not make Oklahoma Sundaes.
by Jerk2 June 11, 2011
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Oklahoma Twister

A sexual act where you insert a small quail up your anus and cover your knees with crushed bees and feet with the waste of a sexually frustrated albino chimp. All the while replacing the alternator on a 67 Chevy.
It’s impossible to do the Oklahoma Twister with one leg.
by Whipcrack January 9, 2020
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oklahoma kookaburra

Another word for OK in Flynn’s dictionary and vocabulary. Say this to someone to seem cooler
“Damn you’re an Oklahoma Kookaburra”- Someone who isn’t an Oklahoma Kookaburra
by Shrek's Large Toe December 20, 2018
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oklahomie

What is up my Oklahomie?
by Wil July 1, 2004
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oklahoma credit card

A length of hose, tubing, etc... used to siphon gasoline.
Monica sucked on one end of an Oklahoma credit card to start the gas flowing into her can.
by Shuttleworth July 10, 2003
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