oklahomer 

A resident of Oklahoma who possesses flawed and comical understanding of logic.

Guy 1: Why is he fixing that electrical wire without shutting down the power?
Guy 2: He’s an Oklahomer.

oklahomer by Jake453 August 30, 2020

Oklahoma Crimson

The color of an avetard's eyes after he takes a rip off the dab rig. This color also happens to be one of TardU's colors and it is no coincidence at all that an avetard will have the same color in his eyes. Whenever an avetard has this shade of red in his eyes, he is 100% out like a light.

Bruh, Henry hit the rig and that mf was out like a light! His eyes were Oklahoma Crimson red, he was not ready to hang.

Oklahoma Crimson by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

Oklahoma Wind 

When laying in bed with your other, you fart, wait a second or two and lift the covers and drop them fast creating a rush of ass smelling wind straight to your others face.

I gave Laura Oklahoma Wind last night before she slapped me and made me sleep down stairs.

Oklahoma Wind by xkfalling September 14, 2010

Mister Oklahoma 

Euphemism for a female masturbating.

It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.

"Well, Johnny canceled our date to go take care of his sick mom," Elizabeth complained.
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."

Mister Oklahoma by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

Oklahoma Cowbell

This happens when you tie a bell around your sack then have a girl lay on the floor and you fuck her in the mouth and let your nuts slap underneath her chin thus ringing the bell.

Man I picked up this bitch at the club lastnight and I gave her the Oklahoma Cowbell.

Oklahoma Cowbell by hollywood452 March 26, 2009

University of Oklahoma

A university located in Norman, OK. This university consists of the stupidest and most illiterate people you will ever meet. Everyone here has a twelve foot metal rod stuck up their ass. The girls here are straight hoes and will sleep with any guy, the boys here think they are hot shit and are wannabe fuck boys. If you ever walked into a class at OU, the class will most likely be empty because everyone skips class everyday since they are lazy and unmotivated and prefer to smoke weed all day. If you ever meet someone who attended this university, just call them an OU tard.

A person I was interviewing for a job had a resume that said they went to the University of Oklahoma, I told them to get the fuck out of my office and never come back.

University of Oklahoma by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

Oklahoma car wash 

The Act/Process of washing one's self in a gas station/truck stop's bathroom sink with paper towels and hand soap. The process usually only covers the face, neck, underarms, and chest.

No Letiscia, I stink because an "Oklahoma car wash" is all I can afford right now.

Oklahoma car wash by Crazy Daniel "Webster" September 22, 2006