Moon ointment

#1) lunar secretions used to moisten ones ashy elbows

"Man, dat niggas elbows was SO ashy, had to apply him some Moon ointment"

by Felix The Gat November 23, 2009

Topical Ointment Boy

Topical Ointment Boy is an imaginary superhero invented by the famed Joe Prete. It is used in a derogatory manner to describe someone who has bad skin.

Gosh, who does Steve think he is with that creme, topical ointment boy?

by Joe_is_like_Whoa January 2, 2006

Fly in the ointment

when you are out with a group of friends, this is the guy who always fucks things up. Like when you put antibiotic ointment on a cut and fly gets stuck in it, you say "fuck!"

For example, charlie is a fly in the ointment,

tom: " the guys are getting together tonight, wanna come?"

Charlie: " yea!"

Charlie then shows up with his girlfriend

by d-c August 14, 2007

milk ointment

something that should be made for peeps who dont like milk. Apply to the skin for strong and healthy bones!

I need some milk ointment.

by KawaiiAnime November 27, 2003

beaver ointment

Vagisil for a hairy twat

Stacey you need some beaver ointment for you're hairy twat

by redxraider February 12, 2015

cocky ointment

The use of spittle as a soothing balm on skin irritations.

A touch of cocky ointment will ease a Mozzy bite.

by Finchinater January 19, 2018

Yellow Wang Ointment

Yellow Wang Ointment is an asian about to "bust a nut" on another dudes cock. In the process of trying to do this, the other dude has to knee the "Ointment Giver" in the balls to create a yellowy-red colour to add to the sperm

"Yeah, the other day i had to give the Yellow Wang Ointment to some old dude. Scary shit"

by young dagger clit January 7, 2018