ogreous monster

Describes, in general, a male who is over six feet tall and has some meat, muscle, and fat on his body. Not required to be green, like Shrek. Because of his big size, may appear intimidating at first, but deep down inside, is very kind-hearted and considerate and a loyal friend.

"Hey Lois! Have you met my friend Richard? I know he looks like an ogreous monster but I promise you, he's nothing what he looks like on the outside!"

by Loisbois82 February 4, 2008

Vagina Oreos and Milk

A sexual position involving sommersaults and/or upsidedown action, chocolate lube, and double the stuffing.

Dude, we totally did vagina oreos and milk all night long!

by jadeangeloo February 18, 2009

Double fuck oreos

When you are already in a shitty situation, and something comes along to make it at least twice as bad.

My car had just broken down in the middle of nowhere, and then I got mugged. Its like someone handed me a batch of double fuck oreos.

by humerus September 20, 2014

Ogress

-A girl that is an ogress will be above average height, wider than most, and optionally ugly.

-The opposite of a spinner.

No one wanted to escort the ogress to the prom.

by gfar July 26, 2005

nuclear oreos

oreos warmed up in the microwave

bonus points for whipped cream on top

WARNING!!! heat the nuclear oreos for NO MORE THAN 15 SECONDS!!! trust me, these little guys get HOT

deliciously hot though...

by samj13 January 3, 2008

Water and Oreos

the mixture of the delicious water with the oh so satisfying oreo.usualy put together when you are out of milk,have around 8 gallons of water and a maximum of 3 oreos

dude im gonna flip out if i have any more W&O!!!!(water and oreos)

by dragonwarrior February 20, 2010

ogreasm

When an ogre has an orgasm

When the Jolly Green Giant ogreasm'd it was green.

by [e-mail] May 6, 2004