twittling your nutsack

To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.

Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!

Nadsack:...

Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009

nutsack

1. important piece of male genitals that holds and protects the inner testes
2. a stupid fucker who does or says dumb shit and will not stop

1. Mother, once you are through with dinner, will you please wash my nutsack?
2. Mother, that kid Timmy is a frickin' nutsack.

by dustin January 13, 2004

nutsackery

nutsack-related funny business

Tom: Hello, Jake
Jake: Oh... hey, Tom. What's up?
Tom: If I didn't know better, I'd say there's some nutsackery going on in here.

by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008

nutsack musk

The odor of sweat from underneath one's testicles.

Guy 1: "Yo, dude, it's like 100 degrees today!"
Guy 2: "I know, man...I can smell your stanky nutsack musk from here!"

by BlackGlitter June 22, 2011

nutsacian

someone who is really into nutsacs especially people named sydney

goddamit why do you have to be so nutsacian

by jamesm69 October 7, 2013

nutsack schrader

The depressing moment when waltuh watched Nutsack Schrader say "My name is nutsack schrader and you can go fuck yourselves" Then he said "Its Schrading time"

My name is nutsack schrader and you can go fuck yourselves"

by Jacquivous Johnson jr August 17, 2023

the nutsack

The pinnacle, the shit.

German origin from the Bavarian slang 'der nuBknacker'. Loosely translated: scrotally awesome.

My brother is so wicked funny he made us both cry. He's the nutsack!

by mchamster December 24, 2012