Glazed Nutcracker

A sex act where you cum on the other guy's nuts, and then stomp on them.

Jack had to call in from work because his boyfriend gave him a glazed nutcracker last night.

by Thecrazednutcracker January 3, 2019

Nutsacked

When a man receives a considerable amount of damage to his balls.

"god, did u see the way he landed on his balls? He totally just got nutsacked."

by freethroepr January 1, 2014

nutcracked

To randomly place nutcrackers on co-workers desks and work area. They can be hidden or out in the open.

"Eric was nutcracked today."

or

"Have you seen that nutcracker behind Michelle's computer monitor? I wonder if she knows she's been nutcracked."

by Nutcracker Spirit December 13, 2012

twittling your nutsack

To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.

Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!

Nadsack:...

Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009

nutsack

1. important piece of male genitals that holds and protects the inner testes
2. a stupid fucker who does or says dumb shit and will not stop

1. Mother, once you are through with dinner, will you please wash my nutsack?
2. Mother, that kid Timmy is a frickin' nutsack.

by dustin January 13, 2004

nutsackery

nutsack-related funny business

Tom: Hello, Jake
Jake: Oh... hey, Tom. What's up?
Tom: If I didn't know better, I'd say there's some nutsackery going on in here.

by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008

nutsack musk

The odor of sweat from underneath one's testicles.

Guy 1: "Yo, dude, it's like 100 degrees today!"
Guy 2: "I know, man...I can smell your stanky nutsack musk from here!"

by BlackGlitter June 22, 2011