Milk 'n Nut

A brand of chocolate in Belgium.

Yo you wanna Milk 'n Nut?

by Iamlai February 2, 2020

No nut November Poem

When the nut was plentiful,

when the nut was tender

because I'm fasting from the nut,

I go outside to clear my mind

but I see a nut tree,

I see nuts of every kind

And so I being to wonder

if fasting from the nut is a blunder

should I just go crazy?

should I release the thunder?

But oh, no!

I made a bet that I could resist the nut

and I am not about it!

Best believe I'm not paying that five dollars.

A week left in my journey

for the nut I am yearning.

The nut will not bug me,

I'm not a roly poly

I am a man, the nut will not control me.

So December comes blooming,

blooming like a daisy.

Best believe, night of December;

your boy is going crazy.

“I’m struggling this November”
“Let me bless you with some motivational speech, listen to this No Nut November Poem”

by Yung_Samoan November 9, 2019

No Nut November Poem

It’s October 31, the cum is protruding

The darkness of No Nut November is blooming

I go to the bathroom, for one last time

Before I am tortured, and lose my mind

I lock the door, and go on Incognito

And watch a girl fuck herself with a Cheeto

I may go crazy, even insane

But No Nut November isn’t a game

I accept the challenge with open arms

And stop watching the videos — all rated R

‘Tis the last day of this terrible month

The torture and pain was all too much

As November fleats, you bast believe,

When December comes, I’ll be beating my meat

Dude 1:Hey bro did you see the No Nut November Poem
Dude 2: I failed ill take a look tho

by Reno Bumsnot November 19, 2018

Non Stop Nut November

An alternative Challenge for those who can't handle No Nut November. A Man must ejaculate at least 3 times a day aka bust a nut for the whole month of November.

Logan: Hey man did you try no nut November?
Paul: Nah man its Non Stop Nut November
Logan: It's okay I failed it anyway

by Wordwizz November 2, 2018

Nut Now November

When you realize "No Nut November" is a dumb trend that makes no sense.

My Friend: Bruh you still doing No Nut November
Me: Nah bruh it's Nut Now November, I'm trying to smash my girl tonight

by Knowledge man November 12, 2019

No Nut November Cheat Day

Doesn't exist

Guy1: It's No Nut November Cheat Day!

Guy2: And where the fuck did you find this fake news?

by Random homo sapien November 3, 2019

No Nut November Coupon

A weak man's way of walking during the sacred month of No Nut November.

It is allowed but it can bring great shame upon your bloodline.

Man: I have not nuted this whole month. How about you?

Boy: I have, but I have a No Nut November Coupon. So I'm still in.

Man: That is fine, but you are weak. Grow stronger my friend. No more nuting for the rest of No Nut November.

by ThyNormalPerson November 3, 2019