nurble

acrorym meaning a language made up of surreal and whimsical nonsense. Formed from: Never Underestimate Really Bloody Ludicrous English.

"Whenever sense fails, resort to Nurble. It combines the dual powers of making the user feel better, and the victim confused..."

by The Loon January 9, 2009

Purple-Nurple

This term refers to the sharp pinching of someone's nipple and twisting violently. This can cause an insane amount of pain especially to girls and guys with pierced nips ;) also referred to as a Nip-Twister

"You retarded homo-curious asscrack, don't you dare give me a purple-nurple"

by Death By Zobb December 13, 2004

Nurple

Forceful pressure applied to one's nipple by another living thing. Varieties of nurples are defined by the color of the skin surrounding the areola post-nurple, the ideal post-nurple coloration being violet; hence, 'purple nurple.'

Popping out of the shadows, he deftly clamped his thumb and forefinger down upon Dave's nipple- a purple nurple had been administered.

by LuckyDuck May 5, 2004

nutlet

1) a small nut
2) a quick and dirty male orgasm

1) i kicked him in the nutlets.
2) we didn't have time to make love, so i just busted a nutlet

by ocmarts December 14, 2008

purple nurple

The unexpected squeezing and twisting of the nipple on a friend. Results in your nipple (nurple) turning purple.

Nathan decided to give his pappy a purple nurple. But pappy was too fast and now, Nathan has a purple nurple.

by Pappy April 13, 2003

purple nurple

An alcoholic beverage featured in supernatural. A Purple Nurple is a type of alcoholic cocktail drink that is made by putting coconut rum, triple sec, Blue Curacao, cranberry juice, and ice in a cocktail shaker. The ingredients are then shaken up and strained into a glass for serving.

Dean: I don’t know, man. I think they’re called Purple Nurples.

by DeanWincestGirl May 17, 2011

Nurkle

A person who learns by doing things wrong - even though they've been told both what not to do AND how to do it right !

Coach: "Whatever you do, slow down before you hit the wall, otherwise you won't make the turn !"

Nurkle: (hits wall after continuing at same speed) "Ouch !"

Coach: "You nurkle ! Try again, but slow down before you hit the wall this time !"

Nurkle: (hits wall again) "Ouuuuch !"

Coach: "You NURKLE !!!"

Nurkle: (makes the turn having slowed down & has look of realisation on face) "Aaaah ! Now I get it !"

Coach: "Nurkle !"

by MikulAbbott April 5, 2009