Nurpo

He eats the coins that fall between the couch cushions and turns them into dopamine from inside of his mouth. He says amazing things but only whispers to the deaf. He speaks what adults can't remember, and what children haven't the word to describe. That's Nurpo.

you: dude I was tripping last night and I think I saw god.
me: Nah dude that's just nurpo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by NurposFather May 2, 2019

Pruple Nurple

Twisting someone's nipple (nurple) until it bruises.

Jennifer walked up to me, stopped and put a clothes peg on my nipple and twisted it and then ran off.
The next day I got a "Pruple Nurple" from that.

by $hIti0T June 16, 2014

Nurplus

Any life situation when losses exceed gains.

Opposite of Surplus.

Wow, we really messed up, what a nurplus!
This nurplus is causing me an headache!

by Nurplusian September 17, 2020

Purple-Nurple

This term refers to the sharp pinching of someone's nipple and twisting violently. This can cause an insane amount of pain especially to girls and guys with pierced nips ;) also referred to as a Nip-Twister

"You retarded homo-curious asscrack, don't you dare give me a purple-nurple"

by Death By Zobb December 13, 2004

Nurple

Forceful pressure applied to one's nipple by another living thing. Varieties of nurples are defined by the color of the skin surrounding the areola post-nurple, the ideal post-nurple coloration being violet; hence, 'purple nurple.'

Popping out of the shadows, he deftly clamped his thumb and forefinger down upon Dave's nipple- a purple nurple had been administered.

by LuckyDuck May 5, 2004

purple nurple

The unexpected squeezing and twisting of the nipple on a friend. Results in your nipple (nurple) turning purple.

Nathan decided to give his pappy a purple nurple. But pappy was too fast and now, Nathan has a purple nurple.

by Pappy April 13, 2003

nurped

That uncomfortable, jittery sensation resulting from consuming too much caffeine or energy stimulants putting you in a state of limbo feel as if they don't know if there coming or going.

(Johnny) "Pssstt!!! Who-oh W.T.F was in that Cup?" (Bill) "Dude That was the Crack water from the peculator that I just emptied out!!"

(Johnny) Man... I'm so Nurped right now, I don't know what to do with myself!

by spindriver July 27, 2012