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Nunnery

Nunnery a building filled with chicks who pray all day long, and suck on whiskey bottles at night.
Let's go over to the nunnery, and convert the lesbians.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020
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nunnery

a) (antiquated meaning): the female version of a monastery
b) (new and improved meaning): a coolidiculous name for a place where all north american girls who are virgin past age 20 regularly gather and socialize
since yolo and yodo are concepts relevant to modern north america, a nunnery under definition b) might also be a place where the women "serve a life sentence" for the simple "crime" of "being virgin past age 20"
by Uncle Dimma May 14, 2018
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james nunnen

Everyone James Nunnen in the world especially the one from Liverpool are heavy kids and gets mega birds and will blaintly bang anyone.
Ay, av just been banged my James Nunnen
by A heavy kid named James November 12, 2020
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As Much Use As A Cock in a Nunnery

Some people are useful. Some people are really not. These people are as much use as a stray penis in a sacred nunnery where all potential partakers of the penis have actually given the solemn vow of chastity. Therefore the penis is really of no use. Hence the simile to suggest that someone is really useless.
That guy Carl is as much use as a cock in a nunnery. He is absolutely useless
by King Cudz September 10, 2022
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Nunnerise

(Pron: nun-ner-eyes)

The process of altering one's rythm and tone of speech to replicate that of Robin Nunnery.

Key features of nunnerisation:
- Stress is placed on the ends of words and long vowel sounds
- Phrases should mostly end on a high tone
- Nunnerised speech should usually be accompanied by excessive chin-stroking
- Mis-representation of abbreviations is commonplace among nunneric speakers
- Word stresses may be deliberately altered or moved to give the word a specific sound
1) Phil used a few nunnerised adjectives to stress the vulgarity of the sentence

2) The process of nunnerisation has become an art

3) Stop nunnerising immediately!

4) Nunneric adjectives are not to be used

5) I was nunnerising every word
by Nora Glover January 28, 2009
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Nunness

My parter wants to be a nun and I don’t think I should let her because it would let me be with her
My partners nunness is out of control
by Nunness October 28, 2018
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Get thee to a nunnery

A statement to a woman that either the world is too harsh for her innocent beauty, or that she innocently brings pain to all the men around her because of her beauty, or ideally, both. The idea is that it would be better if her beauty were left unappreciated for all of her life.
Hamlet: Get thee to a nunnery. Thou wouldst not be a breeder of sinners
by cogitheum@mac.com February 23, 2009
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