Ninja Nude

A Ninja Nude is the act of getting fully undressed and taking a nude picture during a meeting, classroom lecture or other busy event. Nearly impossible to accomplish without getting caught.

'I heard James tried to take a Ninja Nude during his meeting, and the boss caught his stupid ass!'

by UrbanDict is life July 13, 2016

never nude

One who can never be nude. Often wears cutoff's and body suits. One may also paint themselves blue. There are dozens of them, Dozens!

"What's the deal with the cutoffs?"
"Tobias is a nevernude."

by PaSaVaBa January 7, 2005

nude panties

(Noun, plural.)
Skin-colored, beige or brown panties without visible panty lines, so that you can't see them through your clothes.

- "Sweetheart, you can't go out like that! I can see your undies right through your dress."
- "But mom ..."
- "We really have to get you a pair of nude panties, darling."
- "But mom, what if I *want* people to see my panty line?!"

by Monticello-W October 18, 2016

National send Lucas nudes day

Send Lucas all of your nudes

Shit there goes Lucas I gotta send him my nudes hence the name National send Lucas nudes day

by PardonMyPRINGLS May 2, 2019

wink wink nudge nudge

Expression used to make someone realize an ulterior motive to your conversation.

"I am so hungry. I wish someone would let me have a bite of his candy bar...wink wink nudge nudge"

by Jason the n00b May 24, 2008

My nudes

They are for sale

Hey, have you heard?
Heard what
My nudes are for sale

by Amy klobuchar June 27, 2020

national nude day

April 18th for everyone to send nudes to all the people they been considering sending those pics too. Along with close friends

April 18th ( national nude day)I sent my dick pics to my crush and 3 close homies

by Realdickshit May 28, 2018