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Normaning

-Wyd this afternoon?
-Normaning.
by kokikatniss June 19, 2017
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nomazing

when someone named noah, and is amazing, have to be under 5"5 and weigh less than 100 pounds, and are 15
that nomazing looks like a fucking toad
by collinipoo May 7, 2021
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Normaling

Normaling is the act you perform when you are in an inescapable environment with many other people, and there is absolutely nothing to occupy yourself with. A given person's social skill level, social status, and personality can be immediately determined by the proficiency and style of their normaling.

The goal of normaling is to do nothing in the most socially acceptable, "normal" manner. Very generally, normaling consists of staring at inanimate objects and avoiding eye contact with others; however, this can vary widely between individuals with different normaling proficiencies and is very dependent on the situation at hand.

Here are two examples of appropriate normaling practices:

Ex 1: You're on a plane filled with people. Your phone is dead and you don't want to pay for movies/tv. In this situation, normaling etiquette calls for you to feign sleeping. Close your eyes and lean your head back. Optionally, mix in an occasional snore.

Ex 2: You're in a British Literature class, which, by nature, is boring. The professor grades attendance, so you can't leave. Your professor is also a stickler on having phones out (it's a small class, so he can spot you if you take out your phone). In this case, the common normaling practice is to lean back in your chair, and alternate between staring at the ceiling and walls. Then (and this is crucial), take out your water bottle, and periodically take 0.5-1.5 minute long sips from it every 5-7 minutes.
I don't know about Wes, dude. His normaling on the bus today was off. He kept staring at people, and it was making everyone uncomfortable. He gives off ex-band kid vibes.

Mark seems chill af. His normaling during bio the other day was on point. We should ask him to hang out.
by DanTheWan December 19, 2021
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Norming

Any time after 11:59pm up until you decided to go to sleep
Guys it’s 2:30am I think I’m gonna call it a night or morning.... Good norming
by Idekwgorn January 5, 2019
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Norming

hes norming again
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Norming

he's norming again
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Noraing someone

To Nora someone is to go into a bathroom where someone is peeing, open the door and sit on a toilet in front of the door and start peeing too.
Person1" she's peeing you should nora her"
Person2 "I'm not going to nora her "
Person1" you haven't nora'd someone in ages"
Person2" noraing has got a bad rep"
Person1" just nora her"
Person2" fine ill nora her"
Person1" yeah noraing someone is fun"
by Willowdrift07 October 9, 2021
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