Noot

A noot is when you punch someone in the asshole as hard as you possibly can. No penetration is necessary, though optional. It was invented by Adolf Hitler, who used to noot his Jewish captives.

"Your asshole is about to get nooted so hard"
"I'm going to fucking noot you"
"Prepare for a nooting"
"Noot those Jew rats"

by Noot man February 16, 2019

Noot

Noot, nootie s.- a worthless sub creature who sleeps on a toilet due to his present state of being a piece of shit

God I fucking hate that worthless piece of shit nootie.

by Kensndfn February 19, 2017

noot

fanny fart

"Stop nooting."

by claire January 19, 2004

Noot

Crystal Meth

John called, he's looking to purchase a gram of noot.

by Mbomb42 November 29, 2010

noot

someone who is acting dumb or silly

"stop bouncing around, you look like a noot!"

by kenziekayla September 8, 2015

noot

the feeling one gets when one is sick and/or is taking a nap in the middle of the day. One will get physically warm on the outside and mentally warm on the inside but be physically shivering. Sometimes drooling is involved.

Sonja was in a state of noot when she fell asleep on the three hour airplane ride to Atlanta.

by John October 13, 2004

Noot

Verb - Noot is a word often used to describe a mixture of a hug and a lick at the same time. It is derived from the term Noot Noot and commonly used on the app 'Amino'.

Noun - A Noot is a human being assigned a special title by a madman on social media. It is an honour to be named a Noot. Some Noot's include; the first Noot, officer bootie Noot and the prized Noot.

"Hello yes, I am Noot. Lord of Noot. Here is a list of the Noot."

by ...Eh... July 1, 2017