nookser

The part of a restraint system (seat belt, harness, etc) that goes between the legs. commonly refered to as a "croch strap".

When I went on the sky swing, the seatbelt included a nookser to keep me from sliding under it.

by BlinkingBlythe September 15, 2008

dookie noodler

The person administering the act of anal fisting while in a bathtub or pool.

"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"

"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."

"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"

by rubtwostix October 10, 2011

szechuan noodler

A sex act in which a mixture of earth worms and szechuan sauce are inserted into a woman's vagina before and during copulation.

She was looking for something extreme and so he gave her a szechuan noodler.

by AbeTree October 8, 2012

Nookery

Nookery is a portmanteau of 'Nook' and 'crookery' popularised by the famously fraudulent character Tom Nook from the Animal Crossing game series. He forces you to continue upgrading your home drastically increasing the price each time. Then you have to work for him and do jobs - UNPAID! Thus, Nook the Crook created his own business strategy of Nookery... Watch out for the racoons.

Darn it, you and your Nookery, you should go to a deserted island and make people pay extortionate amounts for pears!

by Nookster May 19, 2020

Spooky Noodler

When your girl is asleep and the guy smacks his meat on her forehead, thus spooking her with your noodle!

"Hey I gave my girl that spooky noodler this morning"

by Spook Doodle July 11, 2019

nookser

Nookser (newk ser): The part of a seat belt, harness, or other restraining device that goes in between the legs.

When we took a ride on the sky swing, there was a nookser that prevented us from slipping under the seat belt.

by BlinkingBlythe September 15, 2008

nooker

a no-charge hooker

Scott:" you want some? its free"
Kenny: "no thanks im not into nookers"

by boinblue March 8, 2010