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szechuan noodler

A sex act in which a mixture of earth worms and szechuan sauce are inserted into a woman's vagina before and during copulation.

She was looking for something extreme and so he gave her a szechuan noodler.

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A fetish act in which a man defecates on a woman's breasts before suckling on her nipples in a baby-like fashion.

Edward gave his girlfriend a mamma dumpling which resulted in a premature end to their relationship.

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