Noner

The exact reverse process of an erection (boner).
When a man is so sexually disgusted his penis goes BACK into his body.
Matt: "EWWW!! A FAT NAKED LADY"
Phil: "OH GOD, I JUST GOT A NONER"
by Fil The asian kid November 26, 2008
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not being able to get a boner due to being intoxicated,
dont worry i could not have had sex with her i was so drunk i had a noner
by Bperks July 22, 2008
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Noner

Someone who lacks significant others and/or game. A diss or slam on one that cant get play from another sex.
Chris hasnt seen boobs in so long because hes such a noner.
by Bobby May 17, 2004
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When a mans own penis goes so far back into his body that it erects to go further. This can happen when a man is either scared, disgusted, turned off, or extremely cold.
When i fell through the ice I got a noner.

When I saw that fat old lady naked it gave me a noner.
by Thegman0063 January 06, 2011
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When a nipple becomes hard and erect like a boner.
It is so cold outside in the fridged Minnesota winter, that I have noners!
by The Real Corn Wallace October 23, 2008
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noner

the opposite of a boner; when your penis actually shrivels from something unattractive or undesireable. It can be used in almost any place boner can be used.
guy #1: did you see that sweaty fat chick on the treadmill?

guy #2: yeah she totally gave me a noner!

or "Today i ran over my cat on the way to my job which i got fired from for being late. After that i went to get coffee and spilled it on my lap. I had a noner all day."
by Pman the great November 20, 2010
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When a boy gets a boner from experiencing the joy of nature.
(Nature + Boner = NONER!)
Dennis TOTALLY had a noner while we were on that epic hike the other day.
by neenerneener222 September 03, 2009
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