Noner

The exact reverse process of an erection (boner).
When a man is so sexually disgusted his penis goes BACK into his body.

Matt: "EWWW!! A FAT NAKED LADY"
Phil: "OH GOD, I JUST GOT A NONER"

by Fil The asian kid December 15, 2008

noner

not being able to get a boner due to being intoxicated,

dont worry i could not have had sex with her i was so drunk i had a noner

by Bperks August 18, 2008

Noner

Someone who lacks significant others and/or game. A diss or slam on one that cant get play from another sex.

Chris hasnt seen boobs in so long because hes such a noner.

by Bobby May 17, 2004

noner

When a mans own penis goes so far back into his body that it erects to go further. This can happen when a man is either scared, disgusted, turned off, or extremely cold.

When i fell through the ice I got a noner.

When I saw that fat old lady naked it gave me a noner.

by Thegman0063 January 6, 2011

noner

the opposite of a boner; when your penis actually shrivels from something unattractive or undesireable. It can be used in almost any place boner can be used.

guy #1: did you see that sweaty fat chick on the treadmill?

guy #2: yeah she totally gave me a noner!

or "Today i ran over my cat on the way to my job which i got fired from for being late. After that i went to get coffee and spilled it on my lap. I had a noner all day."

by Pman the great November 22, 2010

noner

When a nipple becomes hard and erect like a boner.

It is so cold outside in the fridged Minnesota winter, that I have noners!

by The Real Corn Wallace February 28, 2009

Noner

When a boy gets a boner from experiencing the joy of nature.
(Nature + Boner = NONER!)

Dennis TOTALLY had a noner while we were on that epic hike the other day.

by neenerneener222 September 2, 2009