noid

a paranoid person(from an abbriviation of paranoid)

That guy thinks that the bees are just going to come and sting him without warning. He is such a noid.

by Light Joker September 24, 2004

'noid

Short for Tyhrranoid, Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal character from planet Tyhrranosis.
There are different sorts of it, from funny violet creature to ugly giant beast.

Aaargh!.. 'noids are everywhere!

by Swindy May 27, 2009

Noid

An evil rabbit-like creature that is meant primarily to be avoided. Do not answer if he calls you on a phone, your heaed will explode.

My pizzas were not delivered because I could not aviod the Noid.

by Nick Wupass May 17, 2006

'Noid

Noun. Short for paranoid. Someone who is extremely warry of their surroundings, usually due to marajuana.

"Avoid the 'noid"

by iamnotjb June 9, 2003

noid

adj. (noy-d)
The expression of an idea or concept being a bad one, that will likely end with bad results. derived from the word "paranoid", it originates from use within circles of drug users, particularly cannabis, where paranoia is easily triggered.

a: hey, why don't we go smoke a joint then go to the police station?
b: nah man, thats noid.

a: wha'dya wanna do?
b: why don't we go to that party?
a: sounds noid.

a: dude, you wanna go see justin bieber?
b: noid.

by tokester1029 December 3, 2010

Noids

A combination word of nigger and groid you can actually say on social media without getting thrown in Facebook jail.

Did you see all them niggers attack all them white peopleat the mall Elroy?!

Yep those fucking noids all need hanging'!

by Topcracker666 December 2, 2019

noid

a noid is a red being that feasts on fear, pain, dread, etc. it enjoys eating pizza and smoking dank. watch out for him.

guy 1: shit man, do you smell pizza?
guy 2: yeah man. its the noid. we need to leave.
guy 1: i agree, i feel a sense of sadness and pain.

by mr. worlwide dale March 16, 2022