Nobonusitis

A reason for calling in sick, due to not receiving your bonus.

It's a feeling of nausea stemming from being pissed off due to not getting a well deserved bonus because your boss can afford to keep non-productive, financially draining employees (who facebook stalk and pinterest all day) on the payroll, but "due to commission cuts", can't seem to reward the ones who actually look after the business and do the damn work.

"I won't be coming in today. I have nobonusitis."

by nolongeraboveandbeyond October 20, 2012

Noobnigger

A noobnigger is if you have massive skill issue or just really bad at something.

person 1: I just lost 69 times in a row.
person 2: Wow you're such a noobnigger.

by BMAATN March 9, 2023

Nooni

An imaginary species that are supreme above all other. they can grow diamonds for shield, but when they are cut off they turn into salt. They also have the most complex language ever created it changes on average every 4 seconds.

Steve- Joe what is that boy doing over there

Joe- he is trying to harvest the Nooni's diamonds

Steve- well that wont work it will just turn into salt!

by Nooni77 March 25, 2010

Noyonika

The embodiment of swag. If someone's name is Noyonika she is probably the coolest, most amazing , laziest and most chilled you will ever come across. Also the reserve bank of swag, that person will decide how to distribute swag and maintain world peace. Her weaknesses are most likely starbucks and ice cream, if you want her to give you swag you must bribe her with these (if you're feeling extra greedy get her pumpkin spice latte with extra whipped cream), you won't be disappointed. Some may experience side effects of laziness and may take days to reply to messages.

That guy is so cool, it's like he bribed a Noyonika.

by generalsecretaryofswag February 5, 2014

Noronia

A Noronia (Noro for short) is a being that, at first glance, appears to only be capable of sarcasm and murder; however, this misconception of noronias is wrong. Noronia is a person who is, undoubtedly, very cool and amazing. Everyone loves a noronia. Noronias are often seen with a Yazimae. Noronias are the type of people to make content on Youtube or Twitch, because thats just who they are.

Person 1: I see you've been hanging out with a yazimae the other day.
Person 2: Yeah, because yazimae is stupid and I have to supervise them.
Person 1: You're such a noronia.

by CopperIngot23 February 13, 2022

Noobonic Plague

This Common Diease Occurs in many online gaming site but aspecially "Runescape", The diease is aslo can be called "noobageddon", the plague occurs about 4pm on schooldays because all those noobs who brag about how good they are go onto the game and try to kill the cow who killed them 5 times and to find all they get is a piece of meat, with is self pride they tell every person within a 12km area how they killed a cow and to ask them for money that they can't be bothered to get.
The Plague can only be cured by one thing: IT CANT,no matter how hard you get rid of 200 noobs, 4000 come on the game (by amazing coinciedce) right next to you.

Example of the Noobonic Plague.

Noob 1: Can i have some Money!
Noob 2: Plz plz plz can i have some money
Noob 3: I just proper beefed up a cow
Noob 4: I just got up to level 2 defence cool
Noob 5 (if you go on RS): Wheres Lumbrigde
(a couple hundred noobs pop up right next to you)
You: FUCKIN GET AWAY U FUCKIN SHIT PIECES OF NOOBS (unfortunatly you can't say the above coz it look like this: ****** *** **** * ****** **** **** ****** ** *****)
Noob 200034:Can i have some money please

by Skyrazza October 9, 2006

nomonia

Dreaded disease caused by a lack of capital. Pronounced "no-MONEY-ah", punning on "pneumonia", its symptoms are: complaining about how broke one is, loss of weight because of a lack of food to eat, and general nastiness until the next paycheck comes.

A week before payday, I always come down with nomonia.

by pentozali April 9, 2006